Ever been sitting with a group of attractive women and your buddies when out of nowhere one of the women says, “You guys are lucky to be at the same table with
us.”
Well I have. So I came up with a few zingers to throw out should this happen again:
Also, quit EXPECTING to “pick up girls” and instead go make friends and give the women the opportunity to get to know you. A couple more ideas for different situations:
(The napkin almost always comes back, and the game is on... It’s fun, mysterious, and the girl always wants to know who’s playing with her. I’ve used this before, and it’s great fun. At some point, depending on whether you’re winning or losing, you can come over to her table and say something like, “Well, I had to meet my worthy opponent” or “I hope you talk better than you play”, etc.)
One of the most amazing things you can do when a woman brings up sex is to tease her about it, ask her why she’s bringing it up, and accuse her of having a dirty mind, etc. It’s great! You must realize that this is one of the very best ways to tease an attractive woman. They usually love it. Attractive women often bring up the topic to see if you’re comfortable... or to test you to find out if you’ll get nervous or insecure.
The best thing to do in these situations is to accuse her of trying to get sexual too fast, tell her you’re not interested, and bust on her. It’s all kinds of good fun. And the added benefit is that it makes her more and more curious about you and why you don’t seem like all the other losers who roll over and act stupid.